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i was born in the most texas town in texas, i saw LAWN SIGNS of that. and tee shirts.

did you see him guest on psych? you should definitely check out the episode if you havent. it’s basically a whole episode of this.

omg that made me fucking sob laughing it was so relatable. and i’m a hardcore sports fan - i can talk football and baseball and basketball for days on end with the best of them.

i live in manhattan, so there’s really no way to avoid seeing in to other people’s apartments sometimes. my across the street neighbors have become particularly fascinating to me (in the “i’ll glance their way” way, not “i’m watching you” way) because they seem to always have one watching the tv while the other has…

i’m only vigilant when i’m around other people, like at dinners or with friends. i try to limit before bed, but it really just never works and i’ve stopped trying because it would make me feel bad about myself and there’s enough negativity in the world.

the easiest things to spot - a bad outfit and a fake apology.

i think she has a great eye and creative vision, but is one of those people who’s just like “i’m thin and rich and i know what i like, i’m going to buy that in every color way and just never change my look” and hasn’t realized that 50 years has passed both in terms of the general “look” of the world and herself. i…

omg i thought it was just me!

i was a bridesmaid in october, and wore .5 inch wedges and had the same internal monologue. the groomsman walking me held me up twice. these women are fucking magical unicorn witches.

omg a friend of mine sent me a fb message of a jez article once she thought i’d like and straight up also said “some of these comments are great” and i’d commented and there was even a discussion happening that i was a part of and i had the exact same twilight zone feeling you described.

i’ve reached the low point of my life. megyn kelly saying “OMG BOBBY FINGER” reminded me so much of me.

the fact that you were willing to give your daughter to parents who could be better parents to her that you at the time, and then put in the effort to become a better parent for her, means you deserve my thanks more than i originally thought. seriously, im tearing up at my desk over what you’ve done for your daughter.

you’re probably right, i don’t listen to her new stuff. i was more judging based on her progression for at least the first 3/3.5 albums.

been waiting for this since i listend to the podcast and you did not disappoint. i love that you use the same words i do when i mentally write my product diary (bloop, squish, blob etc) and that you use as many different highlighters as i do to try to add angular planes to non-angularly planed heads.

i want this tattooed on my forehead and read on repeat over every radiowave in the country

my sister and i were both adopted, and when i was younger, my mom would regularly catch me leaving my sister with the mail in attempts to send her back to texas.

i honestly love the first 3 taylor albums. i don’t love or even really know her new stuff, but she’s clearly growing as an artist. katy is older than i am, and i was writing better than her in 7th grade. it’s depressing.

just imagine their thanksgivings - diana ross, tracee, ashlee simpson, any one of her crazy-ass amazing friends, possible jessica/parental simpsons and/or pete wentz appearances, bianca lawson...

there must have been something in the water at the motown studios. i’ve met 3 people from there, and they all radiated beauty and light in a way i’d never thought possible (particularly given their lives back in the day).