Sex is natural, violence isn’t.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

The Internet was a mistake.

That’s so 2015.

“Listen we’re disrupting fucking flight. I’m like ... since the black box always survives, let’s make the whole plane out of it.”

Cory Booker’s cornball ways have nothing to do with what you’re insinuating. It’s his grandstanding while doing nothing. How he got a photo op for frolicking in the snow with Jeff Flake in a snowball fight. Or when he held a live press conference and announced that he was going to do something historic and then…

As veteran, I say this: Fuck all this noise about “sacrifices”. Sacrificing life and limb to protect our “freedoms” is pretty meaningless if the freedoms I’ve potentially sacrificed life and limb for can’t be exercised.

Destiny 2 - After you buy it twice, it might be as good as Destiny 1!

If Jesus ever came back these so called Christians would hang a sign round his neck that said “Libtard” and burn him alive for being a brown, socialist Jew.

Robert Glasper is the absolute last person who should accuse anyone of plagiarism and not giving credit. I’ve still got the reference tracks, ASCAP assignments, depositions, and settlement correspondence pertaining to more than half of his “catalog.”  He don’t want that smoke. 

“My brothers in Jesus Christ our savior and Lord,” the letter begins, written in the barely legible chicken scratch preferred by white supremacists everywhere. Carothers continued:

Eh, I prefer minimalism when it comes to controller designs. Putting pictures on a controller usually looks really gaudy. This is perfect for me. The Smash logo and white grips make it look really classy to me.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

whoever told you that had no idea what they are talking about. positive or negative, air is getting cycled in and out just as fast either way, the difference is in the amount of dust it brings in. its hard for people to wrap their mind around something they cant see, but just think of it like water, even though its a…

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

People are funny. It’s not like the stock version is an aesthetic masterpiece.

Go fuck yourself.

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.