Coming this summer.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

That reminds me: Google Tracks!

Coming as a DOTA player this seems ridiculous to me but I’m going to assume LoL has much more strict set roles than DOTA does? It’s not that uncommon to leave your safelaner (Marksman in this case I guess) 1v2 in certain situations if you’re a roaming support or you’re going to pull a camp or something. Having strict…

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Actually, the extent to which Mike McLintock is a prescient spoof of Sean Spicer is staggering.

Dear “Really Great, But...”

Listen to the Doc on this one. There’s a world of difference between being a “nice person” and being the sort of person who excites long-term desire (and possibly commitment) in another. While those two things are not mutually exclusive (in fact, they often go together), they do not have to…

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Uhhh... I’m not so sure Alien is so underrated as you think. We also have isolation for that, doofus.

You missed the best one: Reboot. Loved that show! (And had even more love for it after learning computer programming and suddenly seeing all the “inside” jokes).

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

Did not even have to read anything before clicking NP. The shell alone is worth asking price.

Having been raised in the deep south, I can tell you it’s quite common for people there to be very kind and nice to individual minorities they know in their actual lives, while regularly spouting the most horrificially racist stuff about minority groups in general, and more importantly, voting in accordance with those…

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

“We shoulda had more time.”

And not have to defend it with moral relativity.
The notion that Darth Vader thinks the Jedi are evil and he’s the hero is so incredibly ass backwards I don’t know where to begin to correct it.