I was wrong! Looks like location changes can and will restart a killed app on iOS.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

What’s crazy, is that when we’re all old, we’ll be doing this exact thing and it’ll be normal.

Is that their team move, like others that have the chopping motion?

It’s nice seeing someone who has been on the bottom and on the top so much finally learn to accept their versatility. #NoSexLabels

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This just needs the Chrysler Slant-6 to complete the abomanation

Dude in the white helmet here. Did not expect this to end up on FP [or Jalopnik at all for that matter] when I saw the edit earlier. That is AWESOME. There are some videos of the actual crash floating around I may have to try to find one to post.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Few things are more tragic than an NSX with an auto box.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

That is a terrible idea.