I’m with you and not even a southerner.  Collard greens! Okra! Green beans! Fight the good fight, Claire

Mashed potatoes (obvi) but I also love good roast ones. 

100%. The least I’ll do on a flight is loosen my shoelaces and slip my heel out because otherwise my feet get hot and swollen.

A half pint of whipping cream my area is close to $6. Cool whip is about $2. For a lot of people that’s a huge difference in their grocery bill i.e buying your kids sandwich supplies for next week or eating “healthy” ingredients for what is a decidedly unhealthy either way once-in-a-while treat

Lol at “peril”… alright Paltrow

On the flip side, I’m much less upset when I lose a $40 pair of wireless earbuds than if I’d have bought and lost my $250 AirPods Pro 

Except it’s probably the most popular and most loved song of her career and also… did you miss the whole part about it not being a new song so she’s not really “going back” to anything…

She has, and continues to seem, pretty happy to just live a “normal” life and not perform anymore so I’d support her career ending, despite what millions of “supporters” will obviously demand she gives them as soon as this has blown over.

“Rep. Paul Gosar”… the answer is in the headline there

As a guy who once shit himself during an MRI (seizure moment) my greatest fear in life is having a male nurse look at my flaccid dick. And I say that as a gay man who has dabbled in sounding before. 

Will there be a SNS this weekend or are we just reading dumb articles now?

He definitely has that classic incel face. Like, a doughy grown man with the face of a teen who wishes he could grow a beard like his friends :( 

I flagged that as a weird use of words, too. The implication being that they’re a relatively new couple who got pregnant really early on in their relationship which should somehow color their story? Ugh.

I was poking around on various articles on Saturday wondering if anyone else was going to mention this clear indicator that Jez is officially checked out/over

It is such a weird thought to consider that the Paris we were somewhat trained to dislike in the 2000’s is also an actual human being who has been through traumatic things.

But summer vacation is exactly that… a vacation. It’s not like she was skipping school?

*becomes famous because of a violation of her personal autonomy against her will.

But, uh… she’s American?

It also wasn’t scary… someone returned your stuff after you ran out of their home because they were being… too quiet?

Have you ever been addicted to meth? I’ve not, but I know from second/third hand experience that it is fucking horrific. It’s not the same as, say, quitting drinking when you find out you’re pregnant. Also, consider the socioeconomic tier that the majority of meth addicts are in. Most aren’t going to be able to…