He looks like Steve Bartman ate Steve Bartman.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

From the sound of it, so did Kluwe.

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Except that he’s Scottish.

A Great Britain team was fielded at the Olympics in 2012. Although this was just because it was in London.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Bergkamp Beta

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

Don’t you just hate it when Toffees get stuck in your teeth?

All those idiots signed that petition and they still couldn’t get a fucking Dr. Pepper.

Jesus, why does Gay have to be so flamboyant?

Cool story about marginally famous people.

Unfortunately, he was paid 22% more than the woman who had been scheduled to ref that girls’ game.

This joke would be better if Calgary wasn’t in Alberta.