You’ll forever be the President of my heart Barry

Yoko may contact you to ghost write for her if she reads Jezebel. Those were bang on, batshit crazy, vintage Yoko haiku assemblages.

Subtle sands of time ask riddles only the universe can answer. Put the earth’s soul in a hot air balloon and kiss it good night!

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

I’m actually a man, which makes poozoozoo look even dumber. By like an order of magnitude.

100 years from now, school children will read about these people and think the same way about them that we did while reading about slavery. I hope every one of their names are prominently mentioned in textbooks about how their hatred of women was disguised as concern for life. Give them the credit they so richly…

I’m so sorry. My first, very wanted pregnancy ended in a miscarriage but much later in the first trimester had so I had to have a D&C. I cannot even imagine having to deal with this on top of it. Plus, for whatever reason they forgot to test the remains for genetic abnormalities and weeks later my doc at the time was…

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.

Unless there is also an option to take it home for making stock/broth, I find this unnecessary and lacking in protein.