Chip Gaines drives my husband bananas but I just love watching Chip and Jo. Love em. I giggle like a schoolgirl at Chip’s stupid antics. Finally my five-year-old broke it to her dad that Chip reminds our entire family of him. Which makes me Jo. Awesome, long-suffering Jo.

Aside from the obvious downside of having a serial rapist on the show, he’s also, um, married. I haz a confusion.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…