Oh my god, shut up. What the fuck is this shit you’re saying? Many poly people have monogamy “sprung” on them suddenly? You mean they’re somehow SURPRISED that the majority of the relationships in the world follow the same pattern they have for decades? Are they also surprised when trains run on traintracks? It’s not…

Polyamory is not a sexuality or an identity. It’s a practice.

Except the inverse amounts to emotional blackmail. There’s a very big difference between pressuring someone to do something/allow something they’re fundamentally not comfortable with and forgoing something you’d like to do. If you so desperately need to be poly or have an open marriage, either you’ve always been like…

That’s literally the only think that annoys me about polyamory. And that’s not even an accurate statement, because not every poly person is smug or superior, and there are way more smug, superior monogamists in the world. But as someone who is (1) monogamous and totally happy with that state of things, AND (2)…

And I know that to try to convince you to even “think about it” or try it to “get your feet wet” would be just as wrong as someone telling me that I “haven’t found the right one” or “how can you let her sleep with someone else?” It’s just more ignorance that I wouldn’t want anyone to take the time to unravel.

And what I can’t stand is when my fellow polys waft out of the woodwork cooing “Oh, but you don’t know what you’re missing! It’s subliiiiiiiimmmeeee!”

THERES SO MANY OTHER LESS PAINFUL THINGS YOU CAN DO FOR CLITORISES

If this were a book cover, though, I would totally read that book.

When I see her name, I get a flashback to freshman year of high school when I did a book report on Size 12 is Not Fat. When I was done presenting it in front of the class, some asshole boy asks, “But like, IS size 12 fat?”

Haha true! Though, as a 29-year-old, I really, REALLY felt like this last year when I got a 21-year-old coworker. He was just so young! Granted, I felt the same way about another newbie that was exactly my age, but “You’re so Inexperienced!” doesn’t sound like it could be flattering in any light.

Wild Things, baby!

Thank you!! I love the Undead, robots, all choices and sevens ;)

Happy Saturday!

For you: from this http://www.npr.org/2015/07/23/425…

When I read the book I imagined Ben Affleck for it, it’s perfect casting. It is as if it were written about him.

looking at a similar group from my high school class, most all married for money.

they don’t have to work (they do “charity work” which s mostly getting together an getting drunk and then writing a check), and they get all the money for maintaining their bodies — yoga/pilates/PTs, all the fun of hanging out all the…

I think you might be misunderstanding me. Legally Blonde is her favorite movie. Johnny Mnemonic is mine. And there’s more than a fair chance that I’ll die first ;) Tell me the story though? (I know it’s an awful movie and I hate myself but: Udo Keir, Henry Rollins, Ice T, and Keanu.) ETA: backpedal. not FAVORITE…

And poor Selma Blair getting attached to the penis piercing (a Prince Albert it was I believe). hahhaha

I apologize to everyone around first thing on a plane because I will be puking. A LOT. Keep the airsick bags coming, flight attendant, because I am going to need them. I have violent motion sickness that no combination of bands, patches, or pills has yet been able to conquer. I practically get motion sick driving by…