Seriously! I’d love to discuss all of that more (and figure out why someone hates on Pittsburgh dining so much) but I have no idea how to direct contact anyone anymore with Kinja.

You should go see Paper Towns (or at least read the book)!

Primanti’s is also legit horrible.

And I just saw them today, with a ton of other Utz flavors at the E Lib Target.....

Yes, absolutely! I’ve eaten at Meat and Potatoes and Butterjoint in the last week and even though I’ve been before, I’m still amazed that places like this exist by the dozens here and yet people still think it is some backwater hicksville. I’m from one of those and this is certainly not one of them.

It may be a case of someone’s personality overshadowing their appearance, but Schumer has a mean face.

I think it’d be funnier if it was a close friend but unless Amy and Katie are bffs, this is kind of a violation of privacy.

Now that the Amy Schumer-backlash is OFFICIALLY in full swing, I’m excited to see how long it takes for the Jez opinion pendulum to swing to backlash-backlash.

You can get Utz Chips in Pittsburgh. They even have a distribution center here.

God, C.A., you really need to get the fuck out of Pittsburgh. The city is getting props all over the damned place for what chefs are doing and you’re still all blah blah french fries on salads blah blah. You need a new shtick.

You can get Utz here, and Crab Chips specifically.

They are all downtown and there is one in Oakland. Dude, if you just want a driving tour of weird junk food around Pittsburgh, I’m pretty much an expert and would love to try to convince you that the city isn’t a terrible.

I live in Pittsburgh too and have always been able to find these, the trick is going to the burbs. I live in the east end and most places around here sell out pretty fast, or stick things on weird end caps. Target usually stocks these pretty fast, but the e liberty one is always out of everything, as I’m sure you…

I loved that movie! I can’t believe I still have the orange-colored VHS somewhere buried in my closet. It always appears everytime I try and look for a dress.

*points to octopus on calf* ‘This one is for my great uncle Hubert for the time he saved a lost kitten at the Louvre.’

Tell me the deepest most secret meaning of every single one of your tattoos even though we’ve never met! If they aren’t philosophical enough I will judge you harshly!

I have a dragon, a teapot, and an owl. I love the glassy eyed look people get when they realize that they are sorry that they asked about them (in an…

RIGHT?? Like a while back (like 15 years ago) there was a picture going around email of a wrinkly old tramp stamp and it was like, “Is that hot? Rethink your ink” or something equally stupid, and at the time I was a child and was like, “Good point AOL chain mail!” But now I would say, “Right, because wrinkled asses…

the one thing people always say about tattoos is “that’s going to look so wrinkly when you get old!” and it is DUMB.

i don’t think people without tattoos realize just how little you end up thinking about a tattoo when you’ve had it for a while. i barely even notice mine or think about having it at this point. it’s just part of my body.

When people say “Wow, you’re doing to regret that in a few years!” I’m going to start looking at their children and saying the same thing.