Yes depressing and eye opening. I honestly was very naive about date rape before reading it. Even tough I had already been sexually assaulted by a priest and did not tell anyone I just did not know, did not understand that the thought process I went through a victim of date rape would go through too. That book was…

Maybe she’s the ultimate troll.

Tell me about it. It was her book We Were The Mulvaneys that opened my eyes about how hard it is to report date rape :(

Believe me when I say I will never do that again - we were 21 at the time. But things can always be worse than cupcake flavoured vodka.

No one gets out. All of life is junior high.

Vodka is almost never flavored responsibly. I will roast tea leaves occasionally to infuse in vodka though, because tea-infused vodka is a great addition to iced tea.

I’d starting paying attention if/when The Thin White Duke weighed in and had a little word with Princess Bubblegum about songs titled “1984”. I’m sure he’s above this brand of pettiness/silliness/PR shenanigans but a David Bowie-versus-Katy Perry feud? Now that would be something to behold.

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

So this one time in university, my roomates and I had a houseparty, and a friend of ours brought his own, homemade skittles vodka in six 500 ml water bottles.

The only variation on a mimosa that I like is at a place I go to for brunch that serves mimosas with grey goose vodka added in. It’s basically champagne and vodka splashed with OJ. That’s how I roll on a Sunday.

It’s 3:30 here and my cupcake sugar has not kicked in yet!

GRASS? Who is making these vodkas, Bertie Botts?

I had a TOTAL space cadet moment and confused mimosa with samosa, don’t mind me.

Indian Food Vodka though....eeeuuughh

A bachelorette party made me try bubblegum once and it was the worst day of my life. I just wanted to die.

They sound like all the worst vodka flavours.

“I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that...”

‘Well, you know, in the next couple of years, I think maybe you’re going to want to hang around the city more on the weekends so you can see boys.’ You know, my daughter says, ‘That’s sexist,’

No, kid. That’s heteronomative.

Right? Bet 10 years from now we find out Dave Coulier has held the answer to the meaning of life all along (and maybe also IS the answer).

Some of the most insightful people I know are teenagers.

He just sounded like a cranky old man.