I have an account I abandoned (I have trouble committing to too many social media accounts haha), but I should restart it to at least follow some stuff. I’ll follow you when I do. :)

I actually see a lot of “oh god, here we go again with that same damn trope/plot device” complaint about action flicks. It certainly is the stereotypical dude genre equivalent of the rom-com, so it is a good example. But like, there’s PLENTY of making fun of Sly Stallone and Jean Claude Van Damme being totally…

Yeah, there’s no way to private message unfortunately. :/

I’m from a backwater hicksville town as well. Having a ton of food options is definitely one of my top five favorite things about city life. I’ve been meaning to check out Butterjoint/Legume! But yeah, I can name so many good places just off the top of my head: Piccolo Forno, Tako, Smoke, Round Corner Cantina,…

Thank you! Sometimes I feel like I’m taking crazy pills because there have been so many new, interesting restaurants popping up, particularly in the last 2-3 years (I’ve been here for about 9, definitely a marked change recently), but I feel like all of Jez will always think the fries thing is true because of…

Crab Chip is my favorite junk food indulgence.

Also, Pittsburgh has a really good culinary scene right now, you know that. I don’t get the hate.

I do think this type of humor has its place, but I probably would have thought it was funnier if the target was someone equally bawdy.

you know what else looks wrinkly when you get old? your entire body. what are you going to do, dispose of your body and live as a ghost?

Perfect picture to accompany your post hahaha.

Bodies and metabolisms are fucked up.

Actually, your post DID make me feel better. Everyone else is chiming in with “she works out a lot”. Yeah, I worked out hours a day every day when I was in high school and did track. But I’m very much like your boyfriend, so it was still very, very hard for me after about age 16 (weird, wonky weight gain on normal,…

How is she so much thinner than me?!? Someone suggested maybe it’s just the crap she’s feeding her kids. Not that that makes it better. It would just make me less outraged at life being unfair.

Uugghh. That does sound about right for that demographic though!

I haven’t. I just looked it up though, and I think I would love it! Will definitely put it on my list.

PREACH.

The scope of things strangers think they have a right to ask can be so broad it’s scary. I don’t mind people I know past a certain level asking (like maybe running into a semi-friend I haven’t seen in a long time), but strangers need to be quiet. I don’t know if you watch It’s Always Sunny or not, but there’s an…

Yeah, a coworker of mine did that: “What’s that thing on your arm?” Like, you need me to say it for you or something? Is it that taboo to you?!?

Yes, a random person. Honestly, I don’t know that hip has anything to do with it. Whether or not you pick up slang is just a matter of whether or not you come across people using those words. You can just overhear on buses, and still not be hip. My mom, for example, uses infinitely more internet abbreviations and…

Yeah, the actual meaning behind mine is way too personal to share with randos. I’ve been given so many comeback options from everyone here today!