and no student loans

Definitely. To be fair though, I’m bored by a lloott of stuff people show me and expect me to be excited about (pics of their kids/family especially) so I might just be an antisocial dick haha.

No, that cardboard ouija board was not very effective lol. Man, I would have probably been freaking out about the guns. I got drunk with a couple Chicago cops once, and when we took the party to the apartment of one of them, he opened a drawer in the kitchen that was just FILLED with guns. I was a little unnerved,…

Hahaha, right? Like, I remember fleeing a party while underage and then ending up at a seance with a cardboard and black crayon ouija board and some bro in the adjacent apartment playing Dave Matthews songs on an acoustic guitar (which I couldn’t stop laughing at, which in turn got me kicked out of the seance), but…

Oh geez, they would. *ssiiigghhh*

You’re probably right. The child star status coupled with the diva status means she’s more than likely a dick. And stop talking about the damn America shit, Grande. We don’t care. We care about the donut licking/being rude shit!

Probs, but I still say she’s a bad high person if that’s the case. I did basically nothing but smoke weed at 22, and I would have been BUYING those damn donuts (and like 2 dozen more). Learn to do it right, Grande!

which is, like, not, I feel like, relative.

it was so fast it was frightening

I hope so too! With my insurance authorization being kind of an exhausting process for this, I’m not sure if I’m going to be allowed an anesthetic or cervix softener. :/

Well, enjoy your premature wrinkles and increased risk of skin cancer.

No, it was! It just made me think of that because I had this moment where I realized Bill Hader probably wouldn’t be a rom com lead if he had been a comedian 30 years ago. It wasn’t the best comedy I’ve seen this year, but I definitely enjoyed it.

Very good point! I will chant that like a mantra if it gets difficult.

Yes! I was just talking about this. I went to see Trainwreck, and it brought that to mind. Everyone was good, but I realized that being famous past a certain level as a comedian does mean you’re expected to act, as you said.

Right. It isn’t, but it was a really derailing way to talk about meth. Like, people shouldn’t stop having a fear of chemistry and just smoke meth because battery acid as a reagent is fine. That’s crazy talk.

Exactly! I felt like it was majorly derailing the point to make another point about chemistry that wasn’t really relevant to something as damaging as meth. I grew up in a meth ravaged smalltown too, so I got pretty pissed pretty fast in that argument. Meth is terrible. Full stop. If you think otherwise, you don’t have…

That episode is great. I love Samantha in it, although really I love Samantha always.

Indeed! The friend who said the “inherent fear of chemistry” thing went a little too far with it and tried to make this lofty philosophical argument about meth not necessarily being terrible just because it has battery acid in it (which infuriated me pretty quickly), bbbuuuttt I think it’s generally true otherwise.

Yeah, that shit is scary. Like, water is a chemical compound.

“Toxin” - a word with so much scare power and yet no real meaning haha. People really buy into it though. I want to watch that Todd Haynes movie Safe, but I feel like it will creep me out too much just thinking about people who are really like that.