Dude, you don’t have to put a ton of booze. It’ll freeze just fine if you know what you’re doing.

Hot dogs are way easy if you’re grilling. If you’re not, maybe do an assemble-your-own-sandwich type thing? When it gets ungodly hot, I feel like deli meat and cheese becomes pretty appealing.

I think sometimes people skip over the turkey burger because it can be so bad if people don’t know how to season it. It needs a little more going on to be awesome than beef does.

Agreed. Just the smell from a distance makes me super nauseous.

(except people with allergies, I guess)

Regarding popsicles, buying a good popsicle mold is among the “why the fuck didn’t I buy this earlier?!?” section of my kitchen along with my donut pan and ice cream maker. You can make so many awesome funky popsicles, including boozy ones. However, I think I’m gonna need a separate storage unit to store my damn…

Hahaha, yeeess. And who can forgot “Chrrriissttmmass. Do you have Chrriissttmass in France?” It’s perfect from start to finish.

IT’S SO GOOD. All of the random surreal moments like the food walking off the plate, everything about John Cusack’s character’s little brother, the dancing burgers scene set to Van Halen. Definitely a cult classic!

Ugh, I just read about all this this morning, and I feel so fucking sick. I feel so sorry for those girls. To go through trauma like this and then have your parents SUPPORT the perpetrator rather than protect you? How can you possibly move past that? I hope some of the Duggar children disown their toxic parents…

Thanks. :)

Yeah, I’ll look into the checked baggage route! I hadn’t thought too much about it since I usually always carry on.

Ah, I thought the checked baggage thing only worked for international flights. Can you have booze in a checked bag on a domestic US flight? I looked up TSA guidelines after talking to her since I was curious about the specifics, but I didn’t find anything that said I could do that. I saw you could have those little…

Yeah, I will never understand that. I mean, look at Shrayber. He responds nicely and reasonably to comments on his articles. (btw, I’m not meaning to omit others if they do the same. he’s just the first to come to mind) Why don’t more writers do the same? I get responding with brevity and snark when the commenter…

Yeah, I do wish there were a way to get it to her because it is this very cool, special booze they make in my area. It would make a nice present. But I was laughing so hard at her texts that day: “idk, ppl travel with booze”.

Oh god, I bet there were so many annoying coked up blonde girls there. *shudder*

Yeah! And I like that she focuses on health a lot more than appearance in her pep talks.

You know, the thing is even if the author isn’t white, the repercussions for a POC would always be so much worse and SO MUCH MORE scary.

Yeah, I don’t know that repeatedly saying “but what if the author isn’t white” is helping. Like, smuggling drugs on a plane is still a dumb, risky thing to do. That said, I haven’t spent too much time on Flygirl, so maybe they want this sub-blog to be more Vice-y and less Jezebel-y? *shrugs*

Yeah, it does feel very, very Vice.

Yeah, especially so soon after they mocked all of the pretentious, privileged white people at Coachella (which I’m fine with, a little Coachella snarking is fun). This seems more like an article you’d see on the terrible Vice.