Ehh, just hook the ankle and push, & his own bulk will topple him. Once he’s on the ground, he ain’t getting up too easily, so you’ll have plenty of leisurely time to plant one kitten-heeled foot on his throat.

“and that other woman who’s in every black movie but you wouldn’t recognize her name if I typed it anyway”

The thing about Patrick Stewart is—he’ll do anything.

Beyonce getting pass? Beyonce gets called out all the damn time. Whenever she steals something or does something.

No but it means the movie makes its money back and becomes profitable, thus proving to movie execs that they can get away with unleashing bad shit on society.

Yeah but children go mad at the latest thing on TV.

Macron is sexy because you know he is smart. Justin you can love and leave.

respect...to each their own, but macron is so small, i think i’d break him.

In the scientific community, this Scaramucci jamoke has got what we call a five-head.

Holy shit this is gonna be amazing material for Melissa McCarthy.

Yeah, I was debating whether it would be too obvious to even post the quote.

Dammit I was too slow!

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

Thanks. It needed to be said. I was pro-Bernie, voted for him in the primary and had high hopes. But even I realized part way through the primary he didnt stand a chance. His own supporters couldnt even be bothered to vote during the primary (or were not registered or even old enough to vote yet.. either way=no…

Many female friends here in America hold hands all the time. It’s men that have a problem.

I hope so. I really do hope so. But I have virtually no faith in most people in this country. They keep voting for the same assholes who screw them over. And I know gerrymandering is a problem, not to mention some of these assholes running unopposed, but still...

I have zero faith in GOP voters. I don’t think there’s a scandal of Yeadon high enough to turn them around. I think Putin could nuke NYC with our own nukes with Trump standing over his shoulder reading him the codes on national television and about 40% of Republican voters would still blame Hillary or Obama.

I’d wager that something FAR more heinous exists, something so far beyond the realm it’s be totally impossible for ANYONE to ignore it, even the most rabid Trumpies. Something so personally damning it will forever render the “Trump brand” as nothing more than a mark of shame forever, something vile, indefensible and…

If my friend Moose (nickname, not his actual name), who is from Ghana and from a fairly religious Muslim family, decided to stop being Muslim, his family wouldn’t be getting threats from their local Imam about never talking to Moose again. The same would not be true, if E. Moss left Scientology.

Did they purposely cast celebrity doppelgangers? I see Venus and Serena Williams, and pretty sure that’s supposed to be Aaron Rodgers on the far right.