Statement via Katrina Pierson: “It’s absolutely Obama’s fault that Mr. Lochte was held up at the 2013 Summer Olympics.”

Because as ridiculous as the NFL is, the IOC is the most corrupt sports organization in the world. They make the NFL look like the Boy Scouts.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

We’re still getting up and coming to work at Deadspin next week, my man. Senior Week is just a celebration of the 14 years of independence that are coming to an end.

Edgy. I think your Mom is calling you to dinner. She made the special meatloaf without onions for her special little man!

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

Trump breathes oxygen like the rest of us but he exhales pure bullshit.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

This is a good joke except Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere too...

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

Nah, if she was like Trump then 5 minutes after Munich broke she would have announced that she was not going to announce her VP until the following day, out of respect for the victims. Then she would Tweet it out 20 minutes later anyway. Then she would get her worst intern to try to design a logo in which the “C” in…

I imagine there is some overlap with people who have a hard time understanding the separation of church and state.

It’s the other way around. Take your chances with her than Trump. Hillary is not perfect, and is a lying sack of shit politician, just like all politicians.

Presumably, if you’re busy now, you’ll also be busy throughout the summer/any given weekend.

Serena was excellent. As was Kerber.

I will most likely vote for Clinton, but all I can think of is the scene in Animal Farm where Napoleon kills Snowball and then presents Snowball’s plans as his own

I don't understand the appeal. I don't think he's that attractive.

Also, did anyone else catch the commercial in which he says, "I'm Ryan Lochte, and I'm here to finish first"? I saw it the first day and haven't seen it since, but goddamn, it made me laugh. I just imagined him saying that to one of his one-night stands.