No I actually think parts of this masterpiece you’re written above are from real life, I could have sworn he answered some interviewer in basically the same way as this.

More than anything this disturbs me about Trump. It’s like he never went through the normal human conditioning of how to speak and put words together in ways that are not extremely unsettling. Like, if you just pulled quotes from various speeches and strung them together you might actually think you were looking at…

Olympic diving?

Based on the fact that he’s been caught 20 times already, I’d say he’s probably not very good at that game.

Can’t it be a Bernie/Hillary ticket? The muscle to get shit done and the integrity to actually to pursue the work that needs to be done? Am I the only one thinking that this would be the best of all possible worlds?

ugh, that’s even MORE annoying. people should be able to ignore a text from you if they so desire/answer it when they please (as long as it’s not life or death), they shouldn’t be roped into responding. If someone texts me “Hey” I ignore it on principle until they tell me what it is they want.

Oh you mean people don’t go around all day being an ass and playing devil’s advocate in all situations when it’s uncalled for like I do?

I disagree with this comment! (are we married now? and Melanie and I by transitive property?)

Yeah I would love to see his response to this.

I would love to see his response to this.

I would love to see his response to this.

This has GOT to be the final attempt to tank his campaign, no? I cannot imagine him standing on the next Republican debate stage and defending this (and other things he’s proposed recently) to the other candidates and in front of America. It would be absolute fucking insanity.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.

Aggravated rape always sounds so silly. Rape is always aggravated.

WHERE IS POPOV/DUBRA??? The stuff you drink and you’re like “wait, is this rubbing alcohol?” They are the requisite last two options on every list.

You’ve gotta be kidding me if you’re going to try and compare situations of black people being excluding from events because of the color of their skin to white people getting kicked out of parties. This isn’t the Oppression Olympics, but that’s just...nonsense. And I firmly guarantee you that there is no party at…

I think your Caps Lock might be broken.

Right. And Obama was elected, so there’s no more racism in America.

No, that’s not what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that there are plenty of groups—quite specific ones, in fact (Canadian Students, Romanian Students, La Societe Francaise, Swiss Students and Affiliates, etc)—that address many different largely white cultures, as well.

Dude that was a fucking joke. That’s why I followed up by saying “BUT ON A SERIOUS LEVEL”...and an explanation of the fact that there are many many cultural groups on campus that white students are a part of.