Hahaha what an ass. If you’re gonna be a douche, at least be it proudly.

I think that was the joke :)

Though in theory I agree that physical violence is almost always wrong, I will say that if you haven’t met anyone that makes you mad enough to want to hit them, you’ve been pretty lucky to not have run into a lot of the wrong people.

like Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith...

911...local police station. 911....local police station.

Do yourself a favor and take 5 minutes to look up false equivalence. And then spend several more years looking up the history of racism and racial politics/dynamics/power structures in the last several centuries of American history.

Thank you for sharing that. Sounds to me like you’re gonna be a pretty great teacher!

a “mixed black/white school”? Lord in heavens, have they integrated the drinking fountains where you are too?!

You’re an ass.

I can’t express how true your point about being taught humility and self-preservation from day one is. Growing up my parents taught it quickly, from teaching immediate deference to anyone with the slightest bit of authority to always walking around with your hands showing at all times when you enter a convenience…

“If she had not disrupted that school,” he said, “disrupted that class, we would not be standing here today.”

Uh yeah. I could totally take all of these kids minus Jaden, because he’s shrouded in mysticism and otherworldly powers and laws that I and other humans don’t quite understand, and I don’t even feel like this is his final form.

Perfect timing! Because of a random tangent that happened on a comment thread in a Gawker article that mentioned “Ten Little Indians” yesterday, I ended up going down the Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up at Lizzie Borden. Read everything about the story. Was engrossed.

Hi Bill. How’s Zune coming along?

This is great. Reminds me of forums when the iPad came out. “Um...I have a Mac and an iPhone. WHY would I buy an iPad??? Piece of expensive useless garbage, won’t last.”

Your grandparents’ age? How old are you? 19???

Get out and don’t come back.

Seriously America(n Democrats). Tell me, what more do you want? What about this man would make you not want him to be our President? I refuse to stop feeling the Bern.

*hear fucking hear Andrew.

Candy corn better be at the absolute very fucking bottom of that list.