As the person that you responded to already said: the problem arises when you spread your legs farther than your shoulders. If you’re shoulders aren’t pressed against me, then your knees sure as shit don’t need to be.

And, sorry, but I don’t give two shits about your fucking balls. You don’t get to make me…

Because I know you’re all scrambling for your dictionaries:

Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza