He also said that he thinks having billions of people in poverty is a good thing.

I get all the buggy dysfunctional WIN world I need at work

I’m sorry that your first impulse upon looking at a picture of a grown man in a giant chair is to bring politics into it. I’m sorry your life is devoid of joy.

“People who “fight” for a gay character in a movie while thinking they’re effecting social change, make me fucking sick.”

What does LGBT inclusion mean to you, softcore porn? Of course it’s not going to break the “rules”. In fact, any queer romance will probably be more chaste than hetero ones.

Yeah. Heh heh. I buy products from a different big corporation. Dumb apple losers, heh. We are superior in our electronics purchases and internet comments.

How the fuck do you know her struggle? Who the fuck are you to judge? Is her struggle as real to her as others struggles are to them? I would assume so.

This is a gross over-simplification, and an extremely obtuse understanding, of issues faced by the working-poor, particularly in NYC. While there are many, many things wrong with what you wrote, I’ll stick with the one that stands out the most to me:

Yeah, those poor jerks, why didn’t they plan ahead to be born to rich parents who could send them to private schools, or to be born to striving parents who could help them get ahead? It’s their own fault they lived in neighborhoods with crappy schools, or in places like Flint with lead in the water. Jeeze, how stupid…

Luckily for the rest of our eyes, true photographers give zero fucks about your expectations of the craft. You literally know nothing, fuckbucket.

What’s going to be awesome is the jockeying and arguing that will go on in the comments from pro/anti-Apple & pro/anti-Google people, as if they were defending a family member from verbal attacks and not some company that doesn’t care about you at all.

Nobody is taking away your right to get random strange. They’re just saying that you should probably get tested for your own safety. What’s wrong with that?

Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the magnificient “globalized economy” trickling down right in front of your amazed eyes!

Thank fuck for the fiscally responsible conservatives on this.

Yes, wake up sheeple! Don’t let the scientific consensus fool you! Those scientists are all in it to trick you into ... something... because... reasons?

Everything about this is stupid. I’m a vegetarian. I was a vegan for 7 years.

The cholesterol limit was not “mysteriously dropped.” 30 years of scientific research have proven that dietary cholesterol has little to no impact on your bodies total cholesterol. Eating eggs does not lead to an increase in heart disease or…

So, the U.S. now has a financial technology that has been in Africa for 20 years, and in Africa it works on a flip phone.

Privatize gains, socialize losses: the American “Capitalism” way.

Fuck sports and people who think that everyone’s lives should revolve around them. Especially fuck anyone and everyone involved in spending public money on them.

Tell that to the Maldives. Is the white man suffering the only relevant type?