What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.
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I know it’s uncouth to say anything that isn’t foaming-at-the-mouth, rapturous praise when it comes to Rihanna, buuuuuut
Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.
It makes pooping at work seem like a bastion of privacy and personal space.
my 3 y.o. daughter put a cheerio in her vagina. I had to pull it out. she asked to eat it and I said “No, we don’t eat things we put in our vaginas.”
Most sane people stick the baby in a safe spot (pack and play or crib) with a couple of toys for ten minutes while they take a shower or go to the bathroom. With toddlers it can be a bit trickier, since they are crafty and more mobile.
You find yourself saying things like “you can play with your penis in your room, but not in the living room.”
Those are parents who have been fooled into thinking that if they aren’t there instantly for their child 24/7 that they’re bad parents. I tell them it’s okay to lock the door to take a shit or a quick shower, if you wanna get clean with some privacy that’s how you do it. I can’t help but think it’s a bit of an excuse…
Rita Ora and Travis Barker are dating. Good for all of us. [Us Weekly]
Does Travolta wear eyebrow wigs now as well?
read it as HSN and spent a very confusing three minutes trying to figure out what edward snowden might be selling there.
This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.
That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.
This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?
“Dear, sweet daughter, I’ve been planning for your special day, ever since I was a hot twenty-something size 0 model.”
What... is that jar his junk keeps bumping into in that last gif? A sexy bed jar of spare change? I’m mesmerized.
Judge me if you will, but this is my absolute favorite Jezebel feature and I live only for its appearance on Wednesdays. Last week was difficult for me.
Bless you, Bobby Finger
I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.