pumpkinseedz
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pumpkinseedz

God, the driver, his wife, the people cutting the checks to some of the women... so many people knew about this for so long. I know he was famous and an icon and all that, but I just can’t believe (not as in I literally can’t believe, but as in it’s difficult to understand) that no one did ANYTHING.

Thank you?

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Seriously. Bobby FYI: I’m never going to stop sucking up to you.

Gavin continued, “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time, are you at one or do you lie, we live in a wheel where everyone steals, but when we rise it’s like strawberry fields,”

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE ZONING LAWS AND HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS, TERESA

Yoko is trying to get us to dredge the smelly pond in her back yard that she’s wanted gone for ages. For free. ONO, we aren’t falling for that!

The whole point of the protest being aimed at white progressives at this point is to point out that white people aren’t entitled to ANYTHING from black people. Why is it so fucking difficult for white people to understand how condescending it is to think their ostensibly progressive politics inures them from issues of

The poor woman won at Journalism, which unfortunately means she loses in Fox News.

3. Megyn Kelly is leaving to finally have the Y in her first name removed and replaced with an A.

Oh no, I covered it when I said it was “weird.”

I’m beginning to think her regular assistant has the week off—she’s been phoning it in all week.

You mean like this?

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

Yoko, that is your fucking assistant taking the picture over your shoulder I CANT EVEN WITH THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE

But it’s also sort of odd that a U.S. court would force the U.S.-born children of a U.S.-born mother to live with their German father who lives in France because he was unable to have his visa renewed. Right?