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i truly feel like this dog is trying to help

Pfft. Where’s my goddamn Bud Light?!

Oh god me too. And I’m not even a Reese fan, but she has this sociopathic sparkle in her that makes her believable/compelling in characters like Elle Woods and Tracy Flick.

Those spots are dermatosis papulosa nigra. They’re a common benign skin condition in older black men. Morgan Freeman has them. Danny Glover has them. Nelson Mandela had them. They are not something that anyone needs to be ashamed of. Bill Cosby is a despicable piece of shit, but his skin is fine. His behaviour is not.

This is insane.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

But like... why did you use all the wrong images for them?

No love for Dr. Hunt?! When Mer and McDreamy were being too annoying, at least I had Yang and Hunt and their air vent. He may not be the best feminist ally — trying to remember the different abortion storylines — but he really did try to make things work with Cristina and supported her career. And that ginger beard of

Would forever but not with these glasses on.

I LOVE THEM TOO I DON’T KNOW WHY.

IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC. I LOVE THEM.

Tile bumpers and lazy-susan base!

Is that a real picture of Kylie or just good drawing?

In other news: Water is wet, fire is hot and scissors are sharp.

Other times I rub it against my cheek.

Common can get it.

That picture of Kylie looks like it was taken on the set of a graduation-themed porno shoot.