I had a glorious 4 year run as a fifth wheel. When my best friend got divorced at 30 we had two fun years with her as our third wheel (we would drink wine and gossip while my husband played all the video games). Now she has a boyfriend and I’m stuck with just my husband again.

Gee, it’s almost like religion is a huge and multifaceted system that means different things to different people.

I'm totes atheist but when he co-pilots this kind of stuff, then I'm down with Jesus.

I just love anything that starts with “Kris Jenner Breaks Silence.” As if. We should be so lucky.

HOLY CRAP

Breaking News: Rich person buys nice toilets.

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

• Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers are about to break up. *Sips tea*

WOW, BRAVA! Again, thank you!

OK. I need everyone to know this:

“It must get hard, Robert”

Don’t forget that Will Ferrell looks like a fat Chuck Norris but dresses like Pat from SNL.

Our 10 year high school reunion was supposed to be a $45 Mexican buffet in a funeral home. Not enough people bought tickets so it just got canceled. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I can’t stop laughing.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

So brave you needed a burner account

It’s not in this article but the reason the $10 bill is being changed is because it is due to be done. It needs upgraded anti-counterfeit measures unlike the $20.

Yeah, when I read “champion for democracy” my first thought was “oh, so a white lady”. It’s easier to be a champion for democracy when you’re not bogged down by the whole “acknowledge my humanity” struggle that women of color have been dealing with.

I’m waffling between pissed for the reasons you’re pissed and passively accepting because this is better than nothing. idk. :\

I lucked out with my oldest but when my youngest was in 4th grade, I met a woman like this. At the beginning of the school year she took over and that should have been a sign. Eh, I thought. Come Valentine’s Day I realized I should have protested a bit harder about this head case being classroom mom. Apparently my…

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)