It took 20 seconds for my phone to load your gif and it was totally worth it.

You're on fire this morning!

Why is Martha against commas? But exclamation points are OK?

Might be hard to find this time of year but watermelon was the only thing that helped me poop!

It's so bloody blatant. Like at least bother to change the font?

Really hoping he manages to inspire some change among law makers.

I’ve been around to see a few writers take turns but Mr. Finger takes the cake in my opinion!

Haven't seen a single video but this just seems... Sad. :(

Same goes for so many movies. I’m constantly like “is anyone paying attention?”.

^^^ better than Tyga’s lyrics.

My baby is due Thursday. GIMME DAT MUUMUU.

Did the hair people not show up? They couldn't give it another hour to let her hair dry?

You guys are so brave!! So glad I can read this and actually watch the Project Runway premier instead.

We just got back from the beach and used this product with no issues. My biggest complaints are how frequently you have to reapply and how oily it is, but it worked. I'm guessing these folks didn't necessarily follow the stricter-than-usual reapplication guidelines and/or didn't use enough!

You made me lol after a long day - thank you!

This Blake and Miranda divorce dramz is shaping up to be NUCLEAR.

We all need more Stephen Colbert in our lives.

What a great read and browse! So much more interesting than the typical red carpet write up.

Tracking cervical position and openness is a very common method of monitoring secondary fertility signs. Most women can reach theirs fairly easily and it’s helpful knowledge if you’re trying to get knocked up (or trying to not get knocked up via fertility awareness).

I’ll believe it’s over when it sticks. My cynical side is wondering if we’re being played.