I have the Skyla, which is a lil’ babby IUD for people with lil’ babby uteri (like me). Getting it inserted was pretty hard, and I felt like shit for a week after, and had random harsh stabby pains on and off for months. I still always use condoms but having it sitting there being a little goalkeeper makes me feel…

I work at *bucks and this morning, in real life, in the year AD Two Thousand & Sixteen, a middle aged white lady came into the store to tell me (me) (the random barista on the register) about how offended and upset she was about these cups. And last year’s cups. And how heaven help her, *bucks needs to back off this…