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Courtney can't count athlons.

It took him a couple of tries, though, he kept putting them on upside down.

Finally, an answer to the question that nobody asked!

Ah, he is a bit hit and miss. Somedays we'll both be home and I'll speak to him and ask him a question only to be met with complete silence. After ignoring me for what feels like ages I'll finally get his attention and he'll calmly ask "oh, were you talking to me?" Which I usually respond with "NO. I was engaging with

Seriously, it's very unprofessional. She says it's one of her favourite songs and she doesn't know the lyrics? I know all the lyrics and I don't get paid to perform it.

*giggles* She wants the vitamin D. *giggles* In her Vagina. *giggles*

I'm sure she doesn't have any trouble getting D when she wants it?

Dear FAA:

The problem is, I can't see that this is a Dirt Bag from the main page.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could

Can I just? For one moment?

One thing I miss from living in New Zealand (also see:everything except the price tags) is that the labels there all have two columns of numbers, one for "per serving" and one for "per 100gm/ml" (you could translate that to American units for the sake of sticking to an absurd system of measurement). It's convenient

How did you get your name Crosswalk?

Every conversation I have had with someone I recently met at a bar:

I know it's for a good cause but this episode of MDK was just "eh".

I was wondering that as well. I've read articles about him smiling or people seeing single tears ... how are you seeing this through a paper bag???

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

True or False: The bathroom is cleaned by magical fairies.

It took me two years to realize that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are two different people.

Shocking, truly shocking. Great reporting! And think of all the clicks!