Kim made $17.9 on her wedding to Kris Humphries, who is basically a very unexciting log with sunken eyes that sometimes wears a tux.

Did you know we fart in our sleep? In our sleep. So while we're pretending we don't pass gas during the day, our body is betraying us at night.

A reach around...to finger the ass? Have you given a beej before? You sound confused on the physics of the situation.

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

I'm pretty sure everyone lives somewhere where they have the choice to not eat pizza.

Sorry to go off topic, but I'm having kinja problems and I figure maybe someone else has encountered this. For a few weeks now, I'll be scrolling through the comments when suddenly they kinda jump, and then I can only see the last few comments. I'll refresh the comments and then it happens again. It's not every…

I could see Cobie Smulders as Wonder Woman, but she's already in the comic universe as another character.

The GOP knows that Ronald Reagan was governor of California, right?

That's a tri-phasic pill. There are different levels of hormones for each level of the cycle. Basically it's tailored to give only the level of hormone needed at that stage. The ones that are all one colored except the placebo are monophasic meaning they have the same amount of hormones in each pill.

Waiting for Obama to walk to the Hill.

I think some people find comfort in chain restaurants when they're away from home. I teach ESL to college kids, and a lot of them subsist only on fast food for the first six months or so, even though there are better, cheaper (non-American) options around. A bunch of them wax nostalgic about how much they love those…

Are... you even allowed to have 3 black men on the same TV show at the same time?

I dunno. Lyrics about vaguely rough sex aren't necessarily rape-y, sorry. "I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two" and "He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that" might be suggestive, but only of a big dick and rough sex... Nothing about it says non consensual and to read rape into it…

I turned 15 long ago.

Ok, so obviously your slant is to mock all Texans as ignorant racists, but I do think it's worth noting that the "gem" of a quote was from a black woman in the audience which gives it an entirely different slant than if some white suburban housewife said it.

Awesome. And there's this! I guess it's a good song in the right hands.

It's tricky.

My manfriend of many years sent this to me in its early days, and I remember thinking, oh the site is pretty but they are hugely inadequate to handle any of these emotions.

I hear you... but given what we know Diana (who tried 4 other times) and two other professional endurance swimmers (who didn't make it), endured during all attempts... sharks, ships, lack of sleep, several kinds of extremely painful jellyfish, violent currents, getting sick... I really can't imagine that someone…