I honestly thought this was going to be referring to Rick Ross...

To me it looks like they're not in the operating room. It seems like there's a glass wall separating them.

So Chris Brown and Kendall Jenner aren't dating? Love is dead.

I'm surprised they didn't call her emotional. I mean she was probably on her period. Crazy bitches always be menstruating.

Double post...

One part that was off - Mary was not a perpetual virgin. She had 4 other sons and some daughters. They're listed by name in Mark 6:3.

One fact she got wrong - Mary was not a perpetual virgin. She had 4 other sons and some daughters with Joseph. You can start with Mark 6:3 and go from there. They're listed by name there.

Double post. Jeez, Jezebel hates me tonight.

I can't really buy into the whole "Mary was always a virgin thing." Unless you're taking the buffet interpretation of the New Testament (take what you like, leave what you don't).

It came from some stupid book that was written in 2005 and all the Pinterest Moms latched on to it.

Ugh, FINE. I'll get you the damn Polly Pocket already.

The thought of sexting with my live in boyfriend makes me feel so awkward. What if I need to ask him "Hey do we need more Pizza Rolls?" the next day?? I would feel so much embarrassment reading my smutty messages from the prior night in the harsh light of the grocery store freezer aisle.

ok, I've never planned a wedding so take this with a grain of salt. But I'm sure I will be in the next few years.

The only reason I could see for him voicing opposition is if he says that keeping her alive is against God's will (the same reason that they're against BC). But I think that's a huge stretch. The catholic church will not be saying anything about abortion/pregnancy/fetuses anytime soon (at least not what you want to…

I knew this had to be the Alamo Drafthouse. They are the best.

I found out recently that some doctors require the spouse's consent to perform permanent birth control, which is absolutely bonkers to me. Doesn't that violate HIPAA in like a billion ways? But at least they're consistent and they sometimes require it for vasectomies too. SO MANY EYE ROLLS.

Well, the more fat you have, the more you're going to weigh*. I don't think many people are trying to lose weight by keeping fat and losing muscle mass. :)

It has something to do with testosterone (designed to burn fat) and estrogen (designed to retain fat). The more estrogen you have, the more curvaceous you tend to be, whether you're male or female. But I am neither qualified nor educated enough to go more in depth. Also I'm not OP so you didn't even ask me. But it is…

they probably mean the cash value inside the life insurance, not the death benefit. Important distinction. Retirement likely falls under equities/alternatives/fixed income. LI is often used for retirement as well when you get to higher tax brackets.

I've met Nina Hartley before at a bar randomly during SXSW. I was with my boyfriend and a male friend, who both immediately recognized her but I had no clue who she was (I don't watch porn). She was incredibly nice and very funny. I don't remember exactly what we talked about but I liked her. She's the only famous…