Maybe because movie theaters and restaurants aren't getting slammed nor require a full staff at 2 am.

When I worked at a grocery store, we had to work thanksgiving. You could request it off, but good luck with that one.

I'm wondering if he specifically wants to pick it so that he can put it back on before she gets back home.

I'm curious about the logistics of two people using the toilet at the same time.

This has been around for a long time. You can do it with any of your Facebook friends. And even do it between two of your friends who aren't necessarily friends with each other. There was a version of this a while ago with wall-to-wall, but they enhanced it about a year ago. Nothing to lose it over.

Hank the Cat got more votes than Mindy Meyer (22 year-old pink diva actual candidate) in New York. She got 2,533.

Oh my gosh I'm so sorry, but I can't stop laughing at this!

From the article:

Not all states have it. And those that do have completely different hours and days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_voting#United_States

Texas will likely be a swing state in 15 years or so, despite that. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/30/1114634/-Projecting-Texas-The-Coming-Democratic-Plurality

You don't get to skip the miserable part. You just get to it faster.

Oh wait... It just occurred to me that the "that" in "Clearly, that didn't happen" was in reference to the entire story. I thought "that" was going to Starbucks. Like "clearly, I could never stop going to Starbucks because its amazing."

Why didn't this guy complain to a manager?

Pretty sure it's a dress, not a jacket. But it doesn't fit her well at all, regardless.

Does her hat look like it's made of sliced almonds and decorated with rubber bands? Or is it just me?

My boyfriend is like that. I don't think it's a big deal. I mean I can't really blame him for not wanting his dick covered in my clotted blood.

I've also heard that it's a party school.

I went to a public school (University of Texas) and we get a lot of crap written about us by Jezebel and Gawker. It's not just Ivys.