I closed my Lyft and Uber accounts and deleted both apps from my phone. Am I solid with their efforts now?

That would look good in any color.

FancyKristen® sees nothing unusual about this. 

Damn, that’s a short shift.  My old S2000 was like a rowboat compared to that.

Yep, looks like a runner (the engineer, not the car).

Charging more than they cost to produce is the key.

I’ve seen that before.

Awesome.  That reminds me, I need to pick up some Mother’s wax and car wash soap....

Because rednecks live everywhere.

If the whole sign fell over it would make a nifty giant hatchet.

It sounds brilliant when you put it that way. I can hear Mike Brewer explaining it to Ant Anstead sometime in the 45th season of Wheeler Dealers.

Can we now please return to the land of Fancy Kristen™ where we don’t have to hear of “Audi”, “Nordstrom” or (shudder) “red tags”?

It may improve the look, but not the ride or handling.

Thanks, Tom.  Yours is among the best content on Jalopnik.

You can wipe it, you know, with, like a rag or something.

Fancy words from Fancy Kristen. Do not get on her list.

So for just a little while you were Jessie’s girl...

When buying 14" tires for your NA Miata with stock wheels there are about 3 choices.  Get the ones that feel the least like plastic.

Sad. Alonso was the one F1 driver I never tired of seeing win. Thanks for the memories.

I visited Kemi, Finland in the winter and the bike lanes and paths were plowed before the roads, so cycling in the winter works, it just depends if you want to or not.