thus proving he couldn’t have hurt Heard, because everyone knows domestic abusers have also abused every woman they’ve ever encountered.

I think you meant Oz.

Explain.

“Coulier and Morissette dated for two years, starting in 1992 when he was 33 and she was just 18 years old.”

Dear Brett Kavanaugh: Fuck you.

A rep for the steakhouse (cool job, dude) told Politico’s Daniel Lippman:

such as any realistic ability to be removed from office

Normalize mental health checks and civic/economic/history exams for anyone choosing to run for office of any kind. That’ll weed out all the MTG’s, Boeberts and Trumpelthinskkkins.

I never thought he’d get re-elected even before his disastrous election year. Which is why I can’t even deal with the people who claim there is NO WAY he could have lost the election (it must be rigged).

I mean, fact is if they had tried anything it was 50/50 whether they would have survived the next 30 days, literally.

I’m not sure if a stroke is good enough for him. My late step-dad had one that incapacitated him for 16 years, and one of my favorite customers at work is a survivor.

We’re not lucky enough for him to have a stroke.  We’re in the bad place. 

Yep, she all of sudden is totally ‘checked out’ despite being literal inches from you on the day and having to yell in your face to do something.

Its fun when the rats start to turn on each other.

Oh boy! Do we think this guy knows what eventually happened to Hitler?!

He’s just there as distraction so you don’t see Andrew and Edward Weekend at Bernie-ing the Queen’s corpse.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Kate wear the earrings to match her ring. They all look great (that sailor outfit is hilarious and cringey and a perfect nod to the bizarre fashion habits of the British aristocracy) and are all the better for the silly faces. CNN published a piece comparing Louis’ face to his…

Tell me you’re a wealthy lady with hired help without telling me you’re a wealthy lady with hired help.

Scott Disick spent Kourtney’s wedding weekend on vacation. :(

Now they can finally consummate their union.