Good for you! Outside time and space has always felt non-negotiable to me.

Cheaters cheat. 

Madison is beautiful, mean, and unbelievably thirsty. Her flying to Florida “to fuck a baseball player” was discussed at the Southern Charm reunion on Bravo primetime. A Rod is a hound. Ain't no mystery here.

You went there? Spill the deets!

You all know the reason they split, right? At the reunion episode for Southern Charm, a reality show on Bravo that aired a month or two ago, it was revealed that one of the main characters (mean, gorgeous hair stylist) flew to Miami to have sex with ARod, who had been texting her. Because ARod watches Bravo. Y’all…

Oh, great! Another big ego celebrity who wants to "contribute" to the world's well being with a vanity candidacy. 

It would make my year to hear a puppet, call another puppet a “Prostitution Whore” on tv.

And people criticize me for watching Real Housewives...

Criminal charges against said criminal, the orange one, would be so, so sweet. White collar criminal defense attorneys start at a thousand dollars an hour. The cost of defending against criminal charges such as RICO takes about two or three days to sink in, and once it does, it’s hard not to think about anything…

Jesus. I too had the misfortune of being raised by abusive and cruel parents and when I read what you wrote, I thought that the traumatic events in people’s lives, like the stuff with your father, always seem to live on in vivid color and detail, and when the door is open just a crack, those memories rush right on in.…

This is a huge fucking deal. Thank you, Georgia, for Stacey Abrams, your two Senators, and the Atlanta DA. 

What a small, small man. Picking on people from behind a camera and with security guards. Whatever the hell "cancel culture" is, it'd be nice if it came for him.

She’s such a jerk that I am unkindly wondering where her money comes from. I’m thinking Mario, despite her constant exhortations that she’s “self made, just like Bethenny."

I moved to a Spanish speaking country a few months ago without knowing Spanish. I'm very much learning new things.

Alcohol, coarse salt, and a toothbrush is what I use to clean screens for my pipe.

Accurate. And yes, quite the smoke show, if you get the reference to last season :-)

Having biological family members doesn't make them good people.

IDK what Matt has to offer these women, outside of a game show fantasy that's never going to make it in the world outside Nemacolin. 

Everything I've seen on Apple TV has been great, enjoy!

Ted Lasso was fabulous.