Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

I’m a fan of Jen Kirkman and a diehard Jezzie. I admire CK’s work but have never been completely comfortable with him as a person, as I’d heard this shit before (which is rare, I usually have no idea what’s up with celebs). So...Confliction, party of 1.

This is my favorite snl video

Don’t forget the most important thing: It’s entirely possible that this poor boy can no longer enjoy a steak with quite as much gusto as he once did.

But how horny was he afterwards?

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.