One at a time, maybe.

Shit, that’s what I figured

Hmm at that point it may be you I'm afraid.

What about when it seems like that’s all the people you know?

Jesus is punishing you for touching yourself.

Ugh, I just saw myself in this post. Happy Friday!

I prefer to never make plans further than 15 minutes out, because if it's any further out than that, I'll probably forget about it. Thankfully, my inability to make close friends pretty much negates this as a problem.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

Genius. Alright internet, don’t fail me now. I know someone is going to come along and post these pics with photoshopped NAMBLA logos on the signs Trump is holding. If I knew photoshop I’d do it myself. I’m waiting...

Could be!

You know, a lot of people— real smart people, believe me, smart, the smartest, are saying that Donald J. Trump won’t release his tax returns because they’ll reveal that he has donated money, a lot of money, millions of dollars, maybe, $10— $12 million, to NAMBLA. Now I personally don’t know if he did, maybe he did,…

It really makes you wonder why the media isn’t making a bigger issue of the NAMBLA thing. I don’t know. But I wonder.

I’ve heard a lot of people talking about Trump and his possible NAMBLA connections.

I hope both candidates bring memes

You: Hello 911? Someone’s having sex and I’m not. Come right away.

Called the cops?

You guys are doing it wrong.

Let’s get one goddamn thing straight: You don’t care in the least about the people of Iraq or Libya. You’re welcome to condemn Hillary for voting in favor of the war as well as her decision to intervene in Libya; as matters of policy, sure, you can object to those choices (and to be clear, I absolutely agree that they…

You mean the war that Dick Cheney and company swore was to get rid of non-existent WMD in Iraq? The war that most people voted for because they would never dream that they would be fed false intelligence? THAT WAR?