That was my favorite part of the article as well.😸

And just like that, I have given up on any remote chance of a decent night’s sleep. Brain bleach, I needs it.

Yeah, that’s definitely an ugly crying little shit right there.

His pocket was attached to his pants, which were elsewhere in the house, so he could only carry his knife. Keep up! 😸

Still crying, I see...

Someone just cast magic missile already!