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My first stab at this post was “I Play Games Like a Teenage Girl.”

you think this giraffe and elephant are just here to show scale?

“[everyone laughs]”

13 hours?, damn, he no longer qualifies for a Steam refund

“Eh. While this is definitely up there in stupid, childish things, people watch sitcoms on network television, Adam Sandler movies, and read Twilight, and that doesn’t diminish any of those media’s status as art forms. Art is distinguished by its best examples, not its worst.”

well, it is a video game. Sorry.

Better get them after the Simpsons, tOO!

"Hey, let's be friendly and tolerant"

Actually, this is about ethics in games journalism.

So you obviously have not played fez.

don't try reading books, some are structured differently, and that sucks because it's like why aren't they like most blogs and then I drink a Capri sun and poop my pants

#FOREVERALONE

Tripping in Brawl may not be 100% "fair", but like Aevee said, fighting games aren't supposed to be 100% fair. If they were, then they'd be be rock paper scissors. That wouldn't be very fun to watch.

Good one, you tell these pretentious fools....

Dostoevsky might be a surprisingly appropriate comparison. His plots have enough melodrama to work for a popular audience, but then the stories halt for stunningly long stretches of time while the characters indulge in complicated philosophical digressions. The stories are such a hodgepodge of low-brow characters

From first to last: Threes → 1024 → The first 2048 → Another 2048* → Even worse clones of 2048

they're getting paid shit, it's costs very little, and it's still gunna taste awful and be awful for you, so how about you just take what you get and accept it.

Yourself?