I love IKEA. I love looking at the display kitchens where everything is so damn organized, I love the house plant section, do I need another house plant? I do not. But I’m going to buy another one anyway. And I talk up their black out curtains to anyone who will listen. 

I liked how the moment Giannis stands up, all the normal-sized humans around him kinda back off like he’d just tapped on the glass of their fish tank.

Guys, you’re doing IKEA all wrong. Shop online, put everything on your shopping list, input your store, print. You now have the location of everything you want/need. When you get there, eyes forward, game face on.

Or when commenters on Jez refer to their partners or children as cutesy versions of their user names, ie. MrSunday or LilSunday...

Also: “hubby”.

Also see: doggos. 

People who say “kiddos” are pure monsters.

Counterpoint: I’ve read the entirety of the 203 page court filing (I love legal proceedings) and there are numerous parents that paid to get their very underachieving and idiotic children that would never have qualified for community college into these schools.

Elizabeth Gilbert “finds love” a lot.  A lot a lot.

I really think he was poking fun at himself, all “god i was so dumb for trying to convince MM my taste in music was better than hers LOLOL”

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

God give me the confidence of a white man telling a successful singer what taste in music she should have.

YES. I was just thinking that I would 100x rather have a crying baby than blaring an Elmo cartoon on your iPad for the whole plane to hear. I just want people to observe the rules of polite society on an airplane. Crying babies aren’t really on the list of things that make for a miserable flight for me.

When you’re invited to watch hockey and discover he meant tonsil hockey...

You’re an asshole. Lol

Oh, god, I hooked up with a guy once who kissed like that, and I am horrified to learn it looks just as bad from the outside as it is to experience. A big mouth, opened wide, leading with the tongue - all you get is teeth and tongue and saliva. It’s like making out with a horse. Quite possibly the least sexy thing on…

Right?? I just don’t get this guy’s appeal. 

You didn’t prebook your seats, and when the person next to you didn’t move, you stared at them like a creep for an entire flight.

Kate no, you can do better.

so, a single person is in the wrong for not wishing to give up their preferred seat for you? So you were snotty to them the entire flight? Wow.