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Pleased someone made this comment. I was sitting here like, Rick Perry is in the room and RYAN LOCHTE is the one go after?

Right?! I was charmed!

A curated beard shows attention to detail. And that can be helpful in...other things.

This is the very definition of, as the Fug Girls would say, a scroll down fug. I saw her torso and said, she doesn’t look too bad actually. And then I kept going.

Is “sunnies” really happening as a word now? Because I am DECIDEDLY not here for that.

Yeah, I saw her do this live, and the point was clearly to call out the fact that this was rape.

Somehow, none of my total hatred of Phelps spills over onto Lochte. Phelps comes off as an entitled ass who is desperately trying to hold onto the glory and the spotlight. Lochte comes off as a ridiculous golden retriever puppy dog who you may occasionally want to bop on the nose, but who you can’t stay mad at.

I got a sample in my Birchbox recently and was deeply unempressed. (Wierd, oily texture). But then again, I know it generally gets good reviews, so who knows what you’ll think.

*Disapproving glare in your direction.

Hey, give me a nice drapey turtleneck any day of the week, but as a society we have to draw the line somewhere.

Beat me to it! That lady is a goddamn genius.

He sounds, and looks, like a perfect gentleman.

You named your cat R2!!!

He is clearly hiding pay equity within his teeny tiny top hat.

Can I please have a full investigative report on the super secret cat hair dresser who manufactures his wigs? I would read the crap out of that.

This joke just made me tremendously happy.

I have a friend who is a semi activist in Istanbul. Based on her Facebook updates I’m so scared for them.