I didn’t see that the joke until it was too late, and then splat.

She’s probably walking away with a year’s salary (or something similar)as well.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

Cher would never have done this. 

Also the part where Kelly helped keep at least one player from being charged with rape.

It’s because football. That’s all. I’ll never understand the cult-like obsession with NCAA football. It’s an inferior product to the pro game and the pro game is hot, hot garbage. People just love this sport, even though its a shell of itself at this point and we should all just embrace the flag football of the future.

Who the hell is a booster for the Maryland football team? Why does that exist? And why would those mythical creatures care about keeping Durkin? Is he going to take them back to the promised land of a six win season?

Brian Kelly is still the head coach at Notre Dame. A kid (student manager) died while he was head coach. It’s not surprising.

/Durkin puts “narcissistic sociopath” on resume, becomes Cabinet member

A kid dies on this guy's watch and Maryland is somehow debating whether to put this man in charge of kids again.  What the fuck is wrong with the world?  

Yet another example that Canada is better.

Has anyone figured out why Trump crosses his arms like that? Is it some kind of mental tick to not go off script? Then again, I think he has dysarthria.

Billy Bush. He’s obviously very accommodating of Trump’s whims, he comes from the right family, and he’s still looking for work.

Yeah no one told him because no one likes him :D

No one in the Secret Service said anything because they are the ones who stuck the toilet paper to his shoe. His LEFT shoe. It’s a message.

Yeah, I mean I would really have to not give a shit about someone, or even actively dislike them to not mention toilet paper stuck on their shoe.

This.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything.