So in the past week Putin has appointed Steven Seagal as special ambassador to the US and Trump is now embroiled in a secret recordings controversy with Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Nah.

As a Maryland season ticket holder (haven’t missed a home game in almost 20 years), these reports make me sick to my stomach. Unless he can somehow prove that these reports are a compete fabrication (they arent), durkin and the strength and conditioning staff should be out on their ass. I get that this macho bullshit…

The owners colluded to hide information on devastating brain injuries caused by their workplace, I have no doubt that they would collude on salaries from a purely moral perspective.

Obligatory fuck Luke Heimlich.

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

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He should be lashing out at God for making him look like a human Mr. Potato Head.

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

I wonder if after blowing through the stop sign he turned left.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Here’s what I really don’t get about this dumbass; he’s holding a rally in Ohio tonight for Republican candidates. How dumb do you have to be to go after one of the most currently popular Ohioans of all time right before you go there? Sure, you’re speaking to hate group members, but even among them this seems stupid…

“This is tacky” is the perfect summary of everything having to do with Trump, including the historical moment in which we live.

“...and threw a Christmas wreath on the door to the ground.”

WHY DOES JERRY JONES HATE THE TROOPS? 

To add further, their hands aren’t even on their hearts, but below on their ribs. Jesus. I said I’d just root for the players, but then Dak spoke his spineless message. The Texans owner is just as bad.

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

Anyone who thinks machine learning or “artificial intelligence” have any place in law enforcement have no fucking clue how unreliable and poorly suited this technology is.

I don’t think this is that big of a deal. Now if people are threatening his life (I’m sure somebody has by now) then that guy has gone too far. But I don’t think that by yelling “You suck” you are quite as bad as a 17 year old who shit posts the N-word. And to compare this to a person rebuilding their life after…

She’s gonna’ need a bigger boat.