It actually makes me feel a bit better to know that there are people relentlessly trolling the administration in this fashion. They earned it. Don’t let up for a second. Blast them every chance you get.

I’m coming off about 15 minutes on Clickhole. My brain was telling me I mustn’t have clicked over to Splinter, or this must be a whimsical cross-post. It is not. This administration is absolutely without shame, fucking heartless and dumber than the proverbial bag of hammers. Please, please, please make them go…

Shelley Winter’s Stunt Double ain’t shit.

Well he’s right about there being two sides to everything...

Holy hell, this makes the burglary so much more terrifying. He was hunting for a rape. They must have been after an unknown rapist and his burglary fit the pattern. This is really scary.

I lived in the DC area from 2008-2012. got on the list sometime between 2011 and 2012 and received this email during the 2013 season.

I really, truly don’t understand the appeal of attending an NFL game unless you’re in a comped suite and you got free parking. I went to a Texans game last year where I was literally stuck next to a sweaty fat guy the whole time (or maybe a mirror). And the guy behind me kept yelling, “We need a first down!” as if it…

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

Listen, obey and ask no questions.

Step by step. Inch by inch. First, it’s “illegals.” Then, it’s “shouldn’t be citizens.” Next, it’ll be “don’t deserve citizenship.” Before long, everyone’s right to live here will be at the government’s whim. Don’t salute the flag and sing the anthem? Criticize the president? Out you go.

The Emoluments Clause is constantly violated, but we have a complicit media that always uses words like “potential violation”. It IS being violated, how could it not be, given that fucker’s spider web of shit?

Again, why do they act like meeting with Kim is a big accomplishment? The Kim family has wanted to meet with every president since forever. Until President Donny Deals actually does something, this is just a fancy photo op for Kim to show the rest of the world how important and serious he is.

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant face-to-face with Trudeau when he had the opportunity? I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant…

This is so fucking disgusting and so, so harmful to any and all diplomatic negotiations the US will have going forward. He completely half-assed the summit, came in late, made some ridiculous claims about wanting Russia to join again (because don’t it already look like you’re colluding, Donnie?), acted like a child…

“Meek and mild”

Great, now I’m going to be paying a car payment for my goddamn maple syrup

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.”