The Emoluments Clause is constantly violated, but we have a complicit media that always uses words like “potential violation”. It IS being violated, how could it not be, given that fucker’s spider web of shit?

Again, why do they act like meeting with Kim is a big accomplishment? The Kim family has wanted to meet with every president since forever. Until President Donny Deals actually does something, this is just a fancy photo op for Kim to show the rest of the world how important and serious he is.

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant face-to-face with Trudeau when he had the opportunity? I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant…

This is so fucking disgusting and so, so harmful to any and all diplomatic negotiations the US will have going forward. He completely half-assed the summit, came in late, made some ridiculous claims about wanting Russia to join again (because don’t it already look like you’re colluding, Donnie?), acted like a child…

“Meek and mild”

Great, now I’m going to be paying a car payment for my goddamn maple syrup

Reckless cost-cutting and no regard for safety regulations.

It’s a brand-new pipeline, so my guess is that some construction worker left something in there that he shouldn’t have. It happens. It’s a well-known risk, and there are best practices both for keeping extraneous items out of the pipeline during construction, and for clearing out the line before it goes into service.…

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.” 

He’s a known coward. He only feels safe, feels tough, on Twitter. In personal confrontation? *pffft*

Israel Knew Exactly How to Flatter Donald Trump

Don’t worry, the Cowboys will take a flier on him in a late round next year.

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

This is less for Trump and more directly for our media to stop spewing the same both sides shit. By putting what he said in writing on their video no one can sound bite the part they want.

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

We all have state pride for our states of domicile. I’m glad you’re beaming with Hawaii pride right now. I wake up each morning and sing my state song, “Illinois” every morning and rub the nose on the Abe Lincoln replica bronze bust statue placed in the middle of my living room. Here’s the first stanza:

Make Benny Hill Great Again!

30 seconds ago I thought Jim Carrey was washed but I am now one of his biggest fans.

Fire Marshall Bill still burning shit down.