He can’t remember what lies he’s told anymore. He’s got the attention span of a fruit fly with a head injury. Plus a compulsion to tweet whatever pops into his tiny brain.

There was a time when Geraldo Rivera did some good journalistic work. It was a long time ago.

“a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside”

“Every president to a greater or lesser degree is unhappy with the coverage, and has an adversarial relationship of sorts...”

50x50 tarps retail at between $50 to $100. (quick google search) Guesstimate wholesale at 50%. Guessitmate shipping costs are peak demand rates because a ship is the only way to deliver and the port is small and demand is high.

The best ripoffs! Huge ripoffs!

No. There should have been better diligence. You don’t accept a bid from a supplier without digging into whether they can actually, you know, supply. New company with inexperienced owners...what the heck could their response to the RFP looked like? FEMA of anyone should know what logistics of this nature look like,…

Private industry does everything better. Even ripping people off.

LOL. Is Gypsy Hooker the name of her Pacific Rim jaeger?

So good. So very, very good. Thanks for the laugh. “Gypsy Hooker”, indeed!

The only thing which would make this Xmas scene more lovely would be to add a figure such as this one:

Man, I feel sorry for that kid. Barron is the only one of this whole sorry crew that I have a single iota of empathy for. Also, WTF is she wearing?

Guess who the bogey man lurking behind the tree at the end of the hall is?

GAAAAAAH! This is what you’d see in, like, a Cult of Christmas movie.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.

During the course of the past five seasons, we have not been able to sustain the success on the field that is expected and required at the University of Arkansas.

Come on dude, it’s Arkansas. Slow your roll here, bro. What exactly does the University of Arkansas have to offer? “At least we’re not Mississippi”?