LOL. Is Gypsy Hooker the name of her Pacific Rim jaeger?

So good. So very, very good. Thanks for the laugh. “Gypsy Hooker”, indeed!

The only thing which would make this Xmas scene more lovely would be to add a figure such as this one:

Man, I feel sorry for that kid. Barron is the only one of this whole sorry crew that I have a single iota of empathy for. Also, WTF is she wearing?

Guess who the bogey man lurking behind the tree at the end of the hall is?

GAAAAAAH! This is what you’d see in, like, a Cult of Christmas movie.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.

What the f@#k is wrong with the brain dead idiots who still think this buffoon is fit to be seen in public let alone be President?

Gold Digest called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Golfer of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

During the course of the past five seasons, we have not been able to sustain the success on the field that is expected and required at the University of Arkansas.

Come on dude, it’s Arkansas. Slow your roll here, bro. What exactly does the University of Arkansas have to offer? “At least we’re not Mississippi”?

Romo was just awful tonight. His brown nosing and justifications made him and CBS look like they were completely out of touch. Another one was how the Chargers owner thought everything was “great” with the move to LA. What a simpleton.

For those that don’t believe in karma. Or reincarnation,

If the NFL wants to improve ratings it should have a continuous picture-in-picture Jerry Jones cam any time the Cowboys are down by two scores.
Put that in the RedZone package.
I’d willingly fucking pay for that.

What makes that truly beautiful is that Jones gave orders that no cameras be trained on him when the Cowboys lose (or so I seem to recall reading); that he, and he alone, will decide that; and that the camera people will know if it’s OK if-and-when he showboats on the sideline as the clock ticks down, but never before…

Karma: my favorite thing, ever.