why bother looking that evil if your gonna hold up about 100 bucks..... at least grab a sheet of hundreds next time.... fuckin amateurs

Your papers do not appear to be in order, sir.

wow he’s trying to talk black to don lemon

I think he looks like Henry. I bet he’d correct you about Plesiosaurs.

I feel he looks more like that crazy biker in Weird Science

this is why we absolutely can not wait.... to eliminate the estate tax!

-Donald Trump

Ooooh! A paedophile AND a would-be rapist? Roy Moore 2020, Breitbarters?

Does anyone honestly believe that Moore’s pedo behavior stopped in his 30s?

Even Yurtle the Turtle is calling for Moore to leave the race.

No, that is not what a President is supposed to do — lobby and advocate for people committing crimes that are even illegal in your own country.

Why should the president be involved in a petty theft case? Should this president or any other give two shits?

But as the night wore on, shit started to get a little too real, even for Fox News. Time to bring things briefly back down to planet Earth. Hope you like awkward silences and prolonged stretches of dead air...

“I prefer sailors that don’t drown.”

Trump visiting the USS Arizona:

He has the uncanny ability to look like an out of place idiot in every venue, like a Gorilla dressed in a Tuxedo trying to pass as James Bond.

When does Trump finally turn ICE into Einsatzgruppen Amerika tasked with the Final Solution Of The Immigration Problem?

I’d be all for him refusing the “honor” if his reasoning for his protest wasn’t, y’know, horseshit.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

The NFL has a demographics problem, just like all major sports. I hate to be on the ‘anti-Millennial’ bandwagon, but the reality is that they don’t consume live sports with the same frequency as earlier generations. Live sports seem unable to attract their attention and they rarely if ever watch complete games. (I…