Like Harry Osborn in Amazing Spider-man 2?

Well, guess he’s going to be president in 20-30 years time?

Dude. I never realized that was Francis!

I just realized that’s Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Obligatory.

Love Schilling’s Glenn Beck-esque response of basically: “I’m not saying it didn’t happen but I’m not convinced it did happen.”

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

I love how he spent Mother’s Day not with any of the mothers of any of his kids, choosing instead to golf.

Why do people like this guy? He seems like the least genuine huckster I can imagine.

I was never a huge fan of his, even back when he had a tv show. He was the weakest act from the Kings of Comedy. His whole act was just him saying the shit he’d say on his show, but with swears. I never like his tacky ass quadruple-breasted suits with the 16 buttons and more pockets than cargo pants.

Baseball Is best when it’s weird af

It clearly hit that woman’s leg. And while the replay is kind of pixelated, I’d hit it too.

I fell 15 feet down a flight of steps recently, and if my sister hadn’t heard the noise and investigated immediately, I’d have died as well. Think back on the old mysteries you used to read: there’s always some evil heir pushing someone down a flight of steps to kill them. And it works REALLY consistently.

Good. Time to stop the moronic trend of hardcore slob binge drinking on college campuses. “College” is not intended to be a place where you go to “learn how to drink”, that’s a TV/movie trope that’s just gone too far. College in this country needs to be far, far tougher...both academically and admissions-wise. Make it…

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

I wondered who Shep was;)

Sorry

Jacob Pomrenke, who chairs SABR's Black Sox Scandal Research Committee, has a nice post up putting this find in context.

I'm only a geographer, so I might not be qualified to answer this. But I believe its part of northern Georgia.

Just glancing at that field, I don't see Colonel Sanders having a very good shot at winning with those chicken legs.