My Hungarian is a little rusty, but, I think one of those cans read “DEHYDRATED WATER: JUST ADD WATER”.

How do they know they didn’t just eat the samples and spray paint a pattern on it?

We wish you a re-merry Christmas...

I would never marry a lawyer, much less date one. It’s their job to be right. No thanks.

I live in Northern Ontario, and there’s a guy who lives down my street with a big ass decal on his mini van’s back window of some confederate thing and some southern Tennessee slogan. And there’s this shitty little mall with one of those stores that sells all kinds of flags (nations and sports), bed sets, lanyards,…

OMG let it go already, geez.

I don’t like JLaw. I don’t know why! I can’t figure it out! We’ve never met, we never will meet, she’s done nothing to me whatsoever!

I love me some John Cougar Melon Hormone...

Very nice! It does, however, remind me of the whitehouse scam (not to be confused with anything to do with “White House comma Scam”). Buy something, return a few days later with the receipt only, grab the item from the shelf, and return that.

The purpose is no different from when you used to tie your dad’s bathrobe belt around your head and pretend you were one of the Contra guys.

Fahey... a message to you, Fahey...

I loves ma guns... loves ma guns...

And you people all want real hoverboards...

So that’s where Idaho is...

They made the font bold, too.

Bendability is almost as good a made up word as stayinthere’dness.

Okay, geez, you don’t have to be so smug about it...