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I do almost all my browsing via mobile :/

*DC stops making movies, does something else*

Hey does my shit work yet? I think I’m still greyed

Because DCEU sounds better than DCCU

The X-Men approach gave us Logan, which makes it A-Okay with me

That’d be the only possible reason I could think of for having movie Flash be different than their already wildly popular and successful TV Flash

No, but like introduce at least a couple of them in a hero-centric movie first. If nothing else it would have given them more than 6 weeks to write a script.

No but Iron Man is their biggest star at this point and Iron Man 3 kinda sucked

But considering the Justice League continuity begins with a grizzled, old, tired Batman, that would have fit perfectly with TDK trilogy. This is all happening well after his origin stories

Also forgetting to establish them, and any emotional stakes, in the movie they did make

They also could have used the end of TDKR to introduce Joseph Gordon Levitt as the new Batman if they couldn’t get Bale back. Or just recast him and have something so bad happen that Bruce Wayne has to come out of retirement.

Nobody likes a showoff. Except for everybody.

They've got this theory that their consumers want online play, but they don't want it to be simple to use, stable, or fun.

So how long till some dickhead starts taping strips of this over braille signs?

+80000. That triple lindy is an impressive move.

Cross-platform multiplayer is my best guess.

Hey, at least they definitely know who their main demographic is at this point. My favorite thing is the obligatory "I'm a huge skank", "Only God Can Judge Me" quote with every word capitalized.

Apply directly to the forehead.

for real though, that last trick was dirty.