Ken Zoan was my favorite part of the election

True story: that song is about being at a party when a bunch of ugly women show up. "who let the dogs out?" You ask sarcastically to your friends. They were probably shocked when Nickelodeon picked it up and handed them like 5 years of fame

Wants you to come to his wedding day, cuz if you do it'd be super rad

It still is! If you buy a cheap 40. Steel Reserve goes for $2

Charlie Heston was p cool

"News and Guts" is such an appropriately Old Grizzled Newsman name

Trank didn't get fired for producing a bomb, he got fired for his erratic behavior and incompetence that led to a bomb being produced

*sighs*
*upvotes*

They also don't want to pay established directors.

Josh Trank got fired because he's a fucking nut and they saw what he did with 4an4as4ic 4

Because Star Wars is this finicky thing where a single tossed off line ("you fought in The Clone Wars?") sets the stage for 3 whole prequels, so when you've been tasked not to just make a movie but guide the franchise as a whole, like Kennedy has, you need people who will stay in line underneath you rather than Lord…

I agree, it seems so strange. This is a channel that still airs 12oz Mouse reruns and allowed Moral Orel to come back like a decade later. Metalocalypse has a massive following, I just don't understand why they wouldn't let Small finish unless there's like a personal beef involved

Aw, hamburgers…

Just, like, mellow out man

How naked?

*Sighs deeply awaiting a Metalocalypse finale*

Oh god

Depends if your mom watches Veep

Is that the good kind or the better kind?

I'd say "that can't be real" but I've learned with comic books it almost always is